Lessons from the Toddler

Lessons From the Toddler

* Any kind of food (or drink) can be aerodynamic.

* It's easier to run without pants on.

* When something makes you giggle, The 500th time is just as funny as the first time.

* "No" and "Yes" mean the same thing when you don't understand the question.

* The dog's drinking bowl is like a mini water park.

* It's more fun to watch movies without pants on .

* Walking past a waging dog tail is like going through a car wash with the top down.

* You swear the diaper you just changed is the worst thing you've ever smelled - until the next one.

* Dancing doesn't always require music.

* It is possible to eat stew when holding the spoon upside-down.

* Spinning around until you are dizzy is best played near the coffee table.

* Spinning around is more fun without pants on.

* When one of your parents lies down on the floor they are fair game.

* There is no such thing as 'spill-proof'.

* The dirtiest words in a limited toddler vocabulary are 'Time Out'.

* You can say 'Hi' to anything, the phone, your milk, your Dad, a shoe.....

* In general, everything is much more pleasant without your pants on.