More 'Toddler True-isms'

More Lessons From Toddlerville

* Regardless of their behaviour during the day, all toddlers are cute when they are sleeping.

* Children will immediately gravitate to the most dangerous item in the room.

* Shoes are the anchor of an outfit. Without them, socks, pants and shirts all come off eventually.

* The more expensive the toy is, the more exciting the box it came in is.

* While running is fun... streaking is the best!!

* Even if you don't think you are sleepy...you really are sleepy.

* They will love the hat in the store, but immediately throw it on the ground once you get outside.

* A toddler can somehow figure out how to get to the 'contacts list' on your cell phone and dial the person you least want to speak to.

* The cup a drink is served in is very, very important.

* The droolier the face, the more kisses they want to give you.

* The toilet is almost as fun as the tub.

* If one child _* fill in the blank*__ , your child must also _ *fill in the blank*_ , but louder and with more conviction.

* If left alone for 5 minutes, a toddler will learn how to use the TV remote ...even if you can't.

* Toddlers will babble and giggle non-stop, until Grandma calls - then it's complete silence.

* The best, most fun, most exciting toy in the world is the toy the other kid has.

* The moment you leave the daycare place, they forget why they were crying.

* When screaming or throwing a tantrum, jazz hands are a must! [see image -left]

* The dog will move faster than you thought possible the moment you give your child a piece of cheese.

* The one toy you are looking for is the only toy that is not in the middle of the living room floor.